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Shag, Marry, Throw off a Cliff:
Karin gave me: Louis de Pointe du Lac, Gary Oldman's Dracula and Edward Cullen.
Marry: Easy! Fuck yeah - Gary Oldman. He's frikken Dracula. The head honcho of all the vampires. He dresses very well, and that hair, yum. Not so yum when he's older, but still. He's rich, powerful, sexy and uh... he's Gary Oldman.
Shag: Louis. This was a hard decision, because he and Edward are both whiny, but Louis actually has better points as to why he's tortured. Besides, he'll kill a person if he needs to and not stress so damn much about it. Also, sexy, Victorian, and sometimes dabbles in the whole boy on boy thing.
Throw: Sorry, Edward, but you are going. You may be sexy, but you are also creepy, emo and obsessive. While it's very attractive that you are so educated and spent your time before Bella picking up many skills and accomplishments, as a Vampire, you lack er...bite.
Karin gave me: Louis de Pointe du Lac, Gary Oldman's Dracula and Edward Cullen.
Marry: Easy! Fuck yeah - Gary Oldman. He's frikken Dracula. The head honcho of all the vampires. He dresses very well, and that hair, yum. Not so yum when he's older, but still. He's rich, powerful, sexy and uh... he's Gary Oldman.
Shag: Louis. This was a hard decision, because he and Edward are both whiny, but Louis actually has better points as to why he's tortured. Besides, he'll kill a person if he needs to and not stress so damn much about it. Also, sexy, Victorian, and sometimes dabbles in the whole boy on boy thing.
Throw: Sorry, Edward, but you are going. You may be sexy, but you are also creepy, emo and obsessive. While it's very attractive that you are so educated and spent your time before Bella picking up many skills and accomplishments, as a Vampire, you lack er...bite.