Best Twilight Love/Snark ever

I want to marry this girl because she's exactly how I am about the twilight books:

http://cleoland.pbworks.com/Twilight

All the snark you will ever need.

Thanks blackgrrr!

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Favorite part of the Twilight snark so far...

From a play by play of the "Midnight Sun" draft:

So you know what finally pushes Edward over the edge? RAGING JEALOUSY when Mike Newton hints that Bella should ask him (Mike) to the girl's choice dance ("An unexpected, intense fury made my hands clench into fists"). And then Edward imagines Bella's life without him--"college, career... love, marriage"--and I started laughing from here in the future, three books ahead. Silly sparklepire! Bella's never going to college! She doesn't have career interests! She just wants to get her teenage freak on and have premarital vampiring before she gets old! Anyway, the thought of Bella moving on without him no longer inspires selfless protectiveness but RAGE, RAAAAAGE, RAGE AND DESIRE AND DESPAIR AND MIKE NEWTON SKULL-CRUSHING RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE!

HAHAHA So fucking hilarious.

From here:
http://cleolinda.livejournal.com/638712.html