[Seattle Greycat] 5/25/2009 09:42:00 AM

Updates:

I've been walking home from work lately. It's about 2.2 miles, and I go
down a lot of steep hills and up one smaller hill. It's been kicking my
ass after i sit down, but I've been able to do it for the last two days
in a row, and I plan on doing it today, as well. Every day, in fact.
Since the light outside doesn't go away until 9 or so, it's good. I'm
gonna have some rockin legs and ass this summer.

My new bed is...fucking awesome. Thank you gods of craigslist! I
haven't slept so well in years, I've been sleeping on old mattresses
and ikea beds too long. It's a Sealy Beauty Rest Ultra luxury. I
usually don't like firm mattresses, but this one is the awesome. Less
than $200, no stains, no sags. I have some gold (?? WTF, right) satin
sheets coming from overstock this week. ROCKIN BED! And ultra teh sex.

BTW...if you are stinky, homeless and your hair is all crazy wild...I'm
not going to talk to you, no matter how loud you shout. I'm talking to
you crazy homeless guy near the Denny Triangle. I have my ipod on for a
reason. Next time, a single lady may just have some pepper spray on
her...and might just spray it in your motherfucking crack head face.
Same goes to you, weird tye dye shirt guy that followed me for 2 blocks
and into a conveience store because i was scared. God, I need some
pepper spray.

It is still gorgeous outside, though a bit cold this morning.

My apartment is almost clean. It better be cleaner by the time I get
home today or I will be bringing down the hammer of bitchiness tonight.
Now, i just need to hang up my clothes, they are in a big wrinked pile
by my bed.

Last week I ran into a wall or fell down...or something...(was drunk,
had bruises, who knows) and got a huge case of road rash on my chin.
Thankfully, since I've been neosporining it like mad, it doesn't look
so bad. It was all crusty and brown for a day or two. I really hate it
when something messes up my face, people look at you all funny. Oddly,
in Seattle, all i have to say to people is "I was drunk..." and they
go "Ah! No need to explain, I've been there." This town is full of
drunks, man. It's got to be the weather.

I'm sleepy...but I can't go back to sleep.

Work has been slow.

Cats are ok. I bought them some homeopathic sedatives so that i can
dose them and furminate the crap out of them. They don't like the
furminator, but it must be done...especially to Walter. That cat sheds
more than any cat I know, and he's the short haired one.

Other stuff is happening, too...but that's all I wish to talk about.

[Seattle Greycat] Wine...oh wine...oh *whine*

I think I'm allergic to wine. This is a new development - as most of
you know, I could put down a bottle and a half a night and have only a
slight hangover.

But lately, if I drink red wine, i become exceedingly drunk within a
glass or two. Last night, I had 4 glasses of wine, two white, two red
and this morning I woke up not only still drunk but also feeling as
though i got hit by a truck and with an upset tummy to boot. I also
blacked out. 4 glasses of wine is NOTHING. I can kick back the jack and
cokes all night (I usually drink about 6 of those), get really trashed
and wake up with a little fuzzy feeling - and rarely black out.

It's worse with reds, but whites bother me too.

It may also explain why I've had a somewhat itchy light rash on my
right side for about 6 months now. I've long suspected it was some sort
of alcohol, but it gets worse when i drink wine, not beer or bourbon.

That sucks.

[Seattle Greycat] Help

Someone entertain me. I'm so bored.

[Seattle Greycat] I'm posting a lot today

I put some icy/hot on my legs and now I smell like an old person.

Also...I did not know that it would "travel" to my no no bits if I put
it on my thighs in a skirt. Now i know, and i did not like it.

Still bored

One more before I STFU...

Anon posting ok, IP's off...

Say whatever you want to me. You can say it anonymous or as yourself, I don't care.

Anons are typically screened in my LJ, but I will unscreen them.